Hi, guess what day it is?  

I'm bein a pumpkin for my first Halloween.  

If I could have found a guitar, I could go as a Country Bumpkin Pumkin. 

I was thinking maybe a rock'n roll pumpkin, but Daddy isn't home from work yet, and we'd need his muscle to carry me around in my DJ'n booth. 

All right, all right. Let's go, let's go. Trick or treat. 

What, we're not going to go out and knock on doors and get CANDY! Let me guess, too little? 

Mom, backup. Trick or Treat, I'm smellin' your feet, whoa!

Wait till Daddy gets home and sees me, I could go deer hunting with him in this outfit. 

I sit here, and I gets to watch all the trick or treaters at the door. 

Can you tell which pumkins me? 

Boo!.... Did I scare you? 

Can we have some candy Mom? 

Hmph, always the "too little" charge. 

Daddy is home, and he's the scariest looking thing that's come to the door all night. 

Trick or treaters are done coming Mom, let's go divvy up the left over candy. 

Hi everyone, it's PLAYTIME!! 

Playing with my toys. Daddy doesn't know I have this many cause I keep most of 'em hidden so he can't play with them. 

There's Mom, getting artsy with her photos. 

We'll see ya, I've gots playin' to get back to.