
Well, I'll be glad to tell my story.  The day had finally come for me to start enjoying the great cusines of the world.  It's my 6 months from birthday day.  Mom asked me what I wanted, a special treat for this joyous occasion.  I said cheesecake or red velvet cake, maybe some pasta.  I don't know why the dictator even asked me, my choice, made for me, peas, her favorite vegatable.  So, I figured I'd eat them (it's better than I've been getting), but I wasn't go to give in quietly.  Then, after my meal, I'm thrown in here, disorderly conduct or some sort of trumped up charge.